Quotes

          These quotes were made by people in various chat rooms on the 'net. Most are from FluffMUCK, or AnthroChat IRC. Enjoy! Most recent entries appear at the top of the list.

Bonita mahna mahnas, "I want to hurt people too... but I can't remember why."

Leonel barks happily, "Hobos are such an eyesore. :("

Malystryxx purrs, "Although I think if Matri had puppies, they'd burst out of her chest one by one, Aliens style"

Cliff touches, "How're you?"
Cadgear meeps, "horrible. shitty. nasty. bitter. pained."
Cliff touches, "...Really? Whyyy?"
Cadgear provokes, "wait, that's last week's mood list"
Cliffie snorts.
Cadgear rambles, "I dunno what this week's is."

Leonel always afraid that a fly will crawl into his ear and lay its eggs in there. ;;
Leonel barks softly, "And it'll be all tickly and I can't do anything about it"

Carraig murrrrs annoyedly, "Ketchup shouldn't be solid!"

Leonel hyzs, "To be a non-conformist, you have to dress just like us and listen to the same music we do"

InterCom> Reddie arfs, "I hate my life. ;_; brb suicide"

Olivia does the 'Matrices makes her be creative' dance.
Olivia shakka
Olivia \^ ^/
Olivia <^ ^<
Olivia >^ ^>
Olivia <^ ^<
Olivia >^ ^>
Olivia \^ ^/
Olivia c _ c;

Matrices: Alright. thanks :3
RapidRewind: seeing that 3 as a mouth smile is about the strangest thing I have seen in over a month
Matrices: LOL, its a doggie!
RapidRewind: ohh, see I am not umm textily cultured in the ways of anything beyond the )

Olivia yawns lots.
Malrices sticks things in yawn.
Olivia nomnom. Eats things.
Malrices moan.
Olivia @ _ @
Olivia sweatdrops. *faint*
Matameux LAUGHS.
Olivia x . x

<nothingkat> DEAR LIVEJOURNAL. Me and Matrices are LIKE THIS.

<AtmanRyu> one thing is being unaware of having a mental problem, but to be fully aware of it, and consider it a normal thing? :/

Cliche shouts "I put on my robe and wizard hat" (Public-shout)
Jessica shouts "I cast 'Magic Missile'." (Public-shout)
Taxus shouts "I'm attacking the Darkness!" (Public-shout)

Chris says, "Teargas should be a :( face with watery eyes and yellow smoke"

Starlet shouts "Holy crap.  My body is trying to kill me."  (Public-shout)
Hyz shouts "Lay back and accept it."  (Public-shout)

Leonel barks happily, "Maypah is the love child of a human and a tobacco plant."
Maypah eats Chris, "Possibly."
Endy makes 70's porno-flick muzac. Boomchikka.

Malameux woofers, "Compression doesn't make your drawings suck, you sucking at drawing makes them suck."

Cadgear says, "oh good news."
Cadgear meeps, "I'm not pregnent. Yay."
You hate, "LOL, boys don't get pregnant."
Mav did!
Starlet gnars, "Was there a possiblity that you were?"
Mav wruffs gruffly, "I fixed that problem with a coat hanger."
iLeah says, "Mav got ass-pregnant"
Cadgear mumbles, "But that's why it's such good news!"
Starlet wants to be a faerie, "Taking pregnancy tests is fun!"
Mav is all top!

Verix <s>YES!</s>s, "OH I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU. TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK"

Earthtide was talking to this girl in his calc class and couldn't move his eyes above the neckline
Earthtide says in newspeak, "I was like, "Wow, thats a nice shirt you have there, let me take my time to read that""
Thermoplyae says, "I'm sure you came off suave."

iLeah says, "putting 'quotes' around 'words' makes them 'funny'"

Malameux woofers, "Everyone knows black people are just makebelieve."

Guest2 >_>
GC grins, "Oh no! Someone has replaced the guest's eyes with greater than symbols!"
Guest2 o.o

Leonel barks happily, "Dur hur! This is my furry code! #?QL:K4gtq3ophga; =-2q=-2=O 12-R OW2JE AHGKJBSDGLAJ;LF39043$__$__#_@@_#(%_@(%!_(%_!(%!_(%!_%("
Leonel barks softly, "It means "Furry codes are stupid!""

Earthtide shouts "I just got a very interesting proposition in my email. It seems that I can enlarge my penis for next to nothing." (Public-shout)
Prototype shouts "You mean "from" next to nothing?" (Public-shout)

Cliche hands painful burning feminine itch to Beet.

Beet says, "Ha ha! I'm using the INTERNET!"

Mayim shouts "ENLARGE YOUR PEN1S N0W!" (Public-shout)
Razor shouts "with this handy dandy magnifying glass" (Public-shout)

<Quote-O-Matic: Malameux>
9:36 - Picked up rock.
9:37 - Walked to living room.
9:38 - Hit cat with rock.
9:40 - Ate cat raw, put rock outside.
<Quote-O-Matic Finished>

Malameux bork bork borks, "Don't talk to ma' fingers. Ma' fingers is assholes."

Leonel blackadders, "It's sad. My idea of exotic is buying Sprite instead of Coca Cola"

Leonel tells you to get stuffed, "Everytime you fail an art student, you create another evil dictator. Just look at Hitler!"

(We were on the subject of Dvorak keyboards)
Prototype cleans, "That's gay."
Prototype cleans, "Qwerty forever."
Alkire mews, "You're gay, Proot."
Alkire mews, "Matrices forever."
Protzenthlay doesn't remember being in a competition with Matrices.

Alkire shouts "I want to adopt a penguin. Penguins kick ass." (Public-shout)
Rabid shouts "I want to adopt a Alkire. Alkires kick ass." (Public-shout)
Leonel shouts "I want to adopt a gun. Gun kicks Alkire ass." (Public-shout)
Beet shouts "I want to adopt a thermonuclear weapon. Thermonuclear weapons kick Leonel's gun's ass." (Public-shout)

Malameux woofs, "You're a Siamese twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay. You're not. He has a date coming over today. But you only have one ass."

Seven wishes he could be as cool as Matrices... and still keep his weenie.

Cynnamon fuzzy green catepillars, "I like it when the clock says 12:34..."

Kit says: I also told a story once, it went kinda like this "You See there was this Rod, with this paculiar hole in the end of it, It proceeded to plummet itself into a pink circular hole several times untill it released it's juices, 9 months later I was born"
Kit says: It's pretty sad when I use my hands for a visual

Kit says: needless to say, people dont like to play with me anymore

Kit says: I will have your BRAIN!
Matrices says: ooh, cool
Kit says: yeah
Kit says: I'll keep in in a glass jar for you to stare at endlessly
Kit says: GAAAAH!!!! *chases after you with a spoon and a scalple*
Matrices says: eee!!!! *runs awaay!*
Kit says: come back with those thought meats!!!

iLeah points out, "Dude, am I zorin? Do I have kyoot fuzzy lynxie ears?"

Prototype says casually, "I can absorb bad karma and turn it into pudding pops."

Ajay doesnt know whether to laugh or console this person.
<Quote-O-Matic: Ajay>
sobek803: *sigh* Got depressed again. Last night it lasted for an hour, which spiked into suicidal thoughts. Today, I feel empty.
princev33: oh god! what's got you so down? 
sobek803: I got superglue on my glasses.
<Quote-O-Matic Finished>

You 666, "what was he expecting?"
Malameux is dumber'n a bag of hammers, "To be able to go through your stuff and play with your panties while no one was home."

Asynchrony xenons, "I woke up to stackey things in my bedroom. It's weird."
Ajay whines, "stackey things? I thought it was called morning wood?"

Kataki milks Malameux!
Kataki steals your soul, "..."
Kataki bumps into things, "Ok, disregard that."

Jade thrashes, "I told my mom she better not have any more kids. She said she knows, cause she knew that if she had a baby I'd either sell it or eat it."

Jade dexter hollands, "I told my mom the only reason I'd have kids is for a cheaper alternative to Turkey at Thanksgiving."

Taxidermy> NaziGuest kills JewishGuest.
Taxidermy> JewishGuest squacks, "i hate you..."

In a page-pose to you, Jade sells babies for fun and profit.

Matrices has orange popsicle
You did not see Elvis, "the rest are purple"
Jade is Rabid's long-lost twin sister she never had, "Ooooo."
Matrices' popsicles are gayer than youuuu!
Asynchrony isn't gay.
You wears a trenchcoat, "'cuz yer not PURPLE"
You 666, "so there!"
Jade has a girlfriend. SO SHE IS GAYER THAN YOUR POPSICLES.

LittleJadeyUrine: Ever notice, Sugar Bear in those Golden Crisps commercials is stoned off his ass?
Rusted Oatmeal: LOL!
LittleJadeyUrine: I'm fewkin serious!! Look at his eyes, listen how he talks. o_o

Kataki eyes you suspiciously, "Anywho, I gotta go watch por-....Uhm. Christian television programming. Yes. Later. :D"

Malameux shouts "I saw a cat that had been run over multiple times yesterday. Well, I think it was a cat. It wasn't really shaped like one anymore. It looked like a furry rag with gobs of canned tomato soup on it." (Public-shout)

Malameux shouts "I'd show a picture of the road-cat, if I had one." (Public-shout)

Malameux shouts "Too bad you never see people with their guts strung across the road like that." (Public-shout)

My Hollow Eyes: Well, i guess i like blues clue s because i used to be a drug addict. i guess it doens't hold the same novelty when you're not fucked up

Frenz(y) pees on the carpet, because she's a bad puppy.
Ajay rolls up a newspaper and shakes it at Frenz and makes a mad face! No piddle on carpet!

Guest1 says, "So Matrices... hows the cat?"
You just lets this slip away, "I don't have a cat."
Matrices o_o;
Guest1 says, "GOtcha...."

Razor is disillusioned, "Im gonna open a graveyard only for guys named richard......I'll call it DICK LAND and charge chicks 5 bux a pop to get in"
Razor is disillusioned, "woooooo "

Lazing about, Orpheus scribbles "Press "ctrl-fuckit-delete" when you just don't care if your computer reboots." in the sand by your feet.

Jadey Borden wishes she could do that spiffy backwards-crawb-walk thing down the stairs, like Linda Blair did in the Exorcist.
Jade chis, "It seems like a much more efficient way of going down the stairs."

Guest2 Growls, "if matrices was here something funny would happen"

Jadey Urine will draw. So, she takes one of Matrices' pictures, traces it, cleverly renames the character and changes its clothing color, and posts it on her VCL archive.

X WaRP aSYLuM X: mmmmmmmm pants...with Matrices inside them *droool*

Magenta has HARDCORE UNDERWEAR! "It has TankGirl on the ass! W00!"

Kataki baa baa BlAcK sHeEp, "I'll just be quiet for awhile, until you all forget I'm here. Then.......I'll SURPRISE you! Mua."

Razor is disillusioned, "OOOH! FEMALE! MUST SPREAD MY MAN SEED!"
Raz sprays himself with water and calms down

Razor is disillusioned, "bad thing about my car is it only holds 2 people"
Razor is disillusioned, "unless you cut people up."

Goodnight loves you. wants you. "Matrices: Not Just a Girl, but a way of life."

Frenz pows - mothaf*ckaz, "My house is infested with me. Even though there is only one of me, and I don't gnaw wires."

Prototype says casually, "Jessup and i both have SOAD statuses. i think we should make babies."

Ajay is like SO artistically drained and stuff! Like Totally! *flings his hair*

Mallory has otter pops!
Malameux hurt himself today, "They taste like the freezer smells."
You should have had more time to spend, "heh, thats gross Mala"
Malameux ders, "What, you don't think raw turkey flavored otter pops are good?"

( Prootipimple *pop* )

( I can tell the temperature of the water without a thermometer. You just put your captin winky in the cup of water and judge by the shrinkage. Then. Enjoy your water. )

Matrices issa st00pitass
Quentin tasks.
Quentin lightly whaps Matrices' ass. ^_^ "NO be stupid!
Quentin has a conversation with Matrices' ass, tring to up its confidence 'n such.
You is alive - but dead inside, "LOL"
Quentin ^_^
Quentin thbths. "Man...you're jus' talkin' shit now...come back when you clean up your act.
Quentin...stops now u.u
Matrices giggles
Quentin couldn't resist o_o
Quentin kisses and makes up with Matrices' ass. ^_^ ...waitaminute...that sounds -so- wrong

Kataki got one of those "You are Blessed by God!!!!" e-mails. It also stated she was blessed by the sender of the e-mail. She is now blessed by somebody named "Evil and Sexxy". o.o;

Mav shouts "You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose. But you can't wipe your friends on the couch." (Public-shout)

Ajay stands among the many muted faces, "they say an idle mind is the devils palyground........well right now my mind's Six Flags and the devil's eating snow cones and riding roller coasters!"

Jade did it all for the COOKIE!, "Just deny knowing me if I do something that could warrant arrest. :D"

Alli shouts "When I was little, I ate a rollie pollie." (Public-shout)

Alli pages, "Another true story: When my mom was a kid..she used to have a pet goat named after this really snotty kid that lived across the street. Whenever my mom called for the goat, the girl came out.. My mom would do this intentionally." to you.

Ajay hardly ever thinks.....taht's why he ends up saying stupid shit
Ajay fudruckers, "like me misspelling the word, that"

Rabid is your problem now, "Masturbassist :D"

You thinks thoughts of suicide, "why must furries have nipples? the furryness covers it up!"
You doesn't beleive in your institution, "I, myself, have no nipples."
Goo Goo Zombi always thought that, too
Goo Goo Zombi is an ethereal being, therefore she doesn't have nipples. or a bellybutton.

Prooty takes names of porn shows, makes them verbs and does them to matrices.

Seven isn't female...
!Orpheus echoes, "Who said you were, Seven?"
Seven refuses to rave, "No one... i just thought i'd point that out."
Capt.Jessup churrs, "I can fix that, Seven."
Seven zeros, "I might take you up on that, Jessup... i always wanted to know what it was like to be a lesbian."
Capt.Jessup makes Seven her woman.

You will not teach others to fly, "argh! cramps!"
Malameux knows a dirty word, "Aww"
Malamoo gives Matrices some of that womany pain reliever stuff

Starion says, "Hey, my loins are throbbing. lol"
Starion blushes and covers his lap

My Hollow Eyes: My cats are doing something disturbing.
Rusted Oatmeal: heh, what?
My Hollow Eyes: Well, the kitten is sucking on the toe-thumb of my older cat... Because...well.. i don't know.
My Hollow Eyes: Maybe because she wasn't properly weened and my cat doesn't have any mammary glands.
My Hollow Eyes: But its a little too close to a kitty bj for me to be comfortable with.
Rusted Oatmeal: LOL

Jade tilts her head back, lolls her tongue out, droops her eyelids and drools. "Haaaaaaggggghkkghkgk."

Magenta listens to her mix disc, "Sex Mix. Mmm, Closer, Criminal, Masturbates, Rein Raus, all sorts of grindy stuffs."
Magenta likes grindy rock. Eee.
Jade giggles! Sex Mix!
Jade f*ck f*ck f*ckity dookie-poohs, "Sounds like Chex Mix. o.o"

Seven glycerines, "I don't want to touch any penis but mine.... what do i look like? a doctor??"

CrimsonRage wants to be a rock 'n' roll star, "I really disprove of all this sex on the TV... I mean, I keep falling off..."

Jade spits, "Damn, I started sneezing as soon as I got online this morning."
Jade magdalenas, "I must be allergic to dumbassness."

Malameux is super deformed! Grr!, "A gun will solve all your problems!"

Malameux woofs, "We're not trying to stand out, we're trying to fit in with outcasts!"

Jade coma whites, "I am asexual, like a cell."
Jade dismembers, "I will divide one day."
Jessupie releases spores, herself.
Jessup churrs, "Wait, no... That's just dandruff."

Misery on the topic of Twiggy Ramirez:
Misery LIKES Tom Green, "he doesn't know i exist ;.;"
Misery connects the goddamn f*cking dots, "he will, though"
Misery laughs sadistically
Sex meefs, "uhoh! i sense the making of a stalker!"

Yadyn says, "JESUS CHRIST!!"
Brightie living ends, "What?"
Yadyn says, "Huh? Oh, nothing. I was just trying to spice up the park. You know, holy scriptures...etc..."

GC doesn't know the difference between stupid and you, "Nekura has penis breath!"
Nekura says, "Don't worry. I don't want you to suck it. Just hold it in your mouth until the swelling goes down."

Vyvyan sounds the horns, "Enter, Madam Matrices of Spiked Collars...."

Akai beefs, "I'm too damn sexy. I'm gonna get arrested."

Trace squeaks, "Killing people is soooo easy. You just stab the knife in...it's like putting a breadknife to butter...and you puncture the skin and stab, stabstabstabstabbloodmaimdeath, blood.....Hello Fluff park! How's everyone? Isn't this a sunny day? >X)"

Calvin says, "I got a puppy, and a kitty, and a pony, and a castle, and a princess costume, and a paper that says "I'm a princess!""

GC now has karate-chop action and someone named Glitter Slut emailing him.

Random osays are fun:
Allistar yiffs, "downloading porn?"
Allistar yiffs, "But I have a feeling it was.. perverted? Or is that just me?"

Jessup purrs, "When I need relief, I spell it "THC". Perhaps you may know well, vaguely what I mean. I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory- As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy, I call it.. Pointless."

Guest7 raps, "Oh, it's tomorrow today."

Heather purrs, "Look at me. I'm so cute. I have purple hair. I've been wearing the same pants for five days. Oh yeah. "

Malameux woofs, " Matrices is like my cat. She's dead, but...not"

Malameux woofs, "I am Morgoth, eater of souls!"

Malameux woofs, "No Ren!! I wanna yell the loud angry words!!!"

Malameux woofs, "Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?"

Malameux radiates, "There's a hole in my pants.... right in my "special area"."
Azrien decides to make that hole bigger

( Your baby flushes himself down the toilet, because you didn't believe him when he said he was going to... ) (Public-spoof)

Orpheus shouts "Laughter is the best medicine, but it can't cure hiccups? Terror, now, terror is medicine. Muahahaha." (Public-shout)
Allistar upgrades, "You scared the guest away.. before we could eat her."
Radd shakes his head at Orphie then walks over and pats his back, "Sure, sure Orph. That's it." He whispers to Jessup, "Quick, gets his prozac!"

Akai beefs, "Yep. My buttocks are the 69th flavor of ice cream at Baskin Robbins."

Jessup says, "Jesus was way cool."

Mav wruffs gruffly, "Shat is the past tense of shit."
Nekura says, "And to think I've been using Shitted"

Solitaire twiddles her fingers and pushes the 'A' button. No, no. She presses the back space button and starts again.

Malameux has no curtains. The sun! The sun! Agh!

Satanica nods. I know. But I need to do stuff. Take care of the frogs, feed the cat, make my birthday present list, masturb- umm...read?

GC knees himself in the groin, "I win!" He then falls over.

Allistar pirates, "GC: I can get it on, but it is kinda loose, even after the screws are on tight."

Ranna blinks one eye at a time, lacking to coordination to do it normal-like

Allistar sits in the middle of the park, and begins to dig to the center of the earth. Or at least until Mcdonalds.

Bonita says, "And I know I'm just not gonna win that porn I was bidding on...."

Zorin is breathing; if I don't breathe bad things happen.

Akai yiffs EVERYONE! Better break out the birth control.

Starlet says, "Why is Zorin so darn cute? He throws off the whole angsty atmosphere."

Allistar doctor peppers, "It combines the qualities of a spoon, with the stabbiness of a fork."

AcYd_RaYNe creepz, "Im an equal oppurtunity asskicker :)"

Trench wiggles his pale ass
Trench WIGGLE DAMNIT
AsiDD's radar detects pale ass.
AsiDD ATTACKS TRENCH'S ASS!
Trench eeps!
AsiDD *gnaw*
Trench wiggles his ass as it's being gnawed on.
AsiDD wiggles!
AsiDD becomes a part of Trench's ass.
AsiDD is Trench's Ass's conjoined twin.

Allistar gives his computer sexual favors in turn for stability.

GC flips, "DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. I AM GOING TO TAKE A KNIFE, STAB YOU 27 TIMES, AND RIP OUT YOUR SPLEEN! THEN, I WILL EAT IT WITH SOME MASHED POTATOS AND FRIED RI...oh, hi there."

Kamikaze rulz... note the z and the missing e.

Gillian massiveattacks, "Incest is best, put your nephew to the test!"

GC mindjobs, "Canada. The other white meat."

Akai paints his face like a mime and stares in the mirror.
Akai says "God I'm sexy!" through interpretive dance.

Slack meows, "I wasn't masterbating... I was cleaning it, and it just went off!"

Prooty does a lively irish jig. *insert riverdance music here*

Earthtide says in newspeak, "Wow, with all this paper work we're doing, we're going through 30 boxes of paper a day!"
Earthtide says in newspeak, "Yup, its a good thing that the Gov now releases Soylent White for our typing and printing needs."
Earthtide says in newspeak, "Yup, sure is."
Louis says, "NOOOOOO!!!"
Louis says, "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
Louis says, "SOYLENT WHITE IS PEOPLE!!!!"

Brightie is so horny, "I'm so goth, my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black"."

Maeven doth yiff Candy merrily.
Canburry Egg enjoys it immensely.
Maeven does it again, and again, and again.
Canburry Egg tries to keep up with Maeven's stamina.
Maeven doth have the stamina of a race horse.
Candy lisps, "Ooh baby."
Tk'ikh doesn't think going the whole way four times in the space of two lines qualifies as 'stamina'. :P
Candy yiffs Tk'ikh!

Matrices has to go pee... she makes a sad peepee face and runs out of the room... 
Matrices laughs at her stupidity, then BRB's
Malameux squeezes Matrices!
Matrices makes a mess all over Malameux... and is back.
Vain earthquakes, "eeewwww!!!"
Matrices cackles.
Malameux shares
Malameux hugs Vain!

Vyvyan says, "Okay - new topic --- Am I the only one who finds the hopelessly retarted scary /and/ amusing?"
Yoshi is the joke of the neighborhood, "Do you mean stupid people, or the clinically retarded?"
Vyvyan says, "Both"